Things I Would Like To Own, Please and Thank You

by Haley Mlotek
tender-buttons-520090846e184
I will gratefully accept this gift should anyone be looking for a material way to prove their love for me. Suggested occasions: my birthday, Valentine’s Day, a particularly shitty Tuesday, Favorite Blog Editor Day (which is not yet a thing because Barack Obama won’t answer my letters but I am optimistic about our chances), bribes, etc.

0 Comments






Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked as *

*

This blog is kept spam free by WP-SpamFree.